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Suckers for Soccer 96

Suckers for Soccer 96

Last night we saw SOCCER96 again.
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If you can imagine two triangles joined at all three sides to each other, the impossible shape in the negative space would be the spazmodic brain sweepings of these dear boy's dear music. Dear God.

Oiled, shining, space-synth ramblings ooze from the keyboards into the physical realm where they are given a mathematical place in space and time by furious drum grooves. Actually, ooze is the wrong word. Every sound is made deliberately and with purpose, while the drumming is precise and exquisite. A perfect match. At the...


Basic Stitches

Basic Stitches

We had a good year pedalling out psychedelic threads to all you ingrates out there. Raising hipness to new frightening levels. But if we've had one criticism, it's that you guys are worried about looking too cool. Well now, well now, well now. We've spent the last few months in the lab, slaving over a hot stove cooking up some basic stitches that suit all occasions. But there's one small problem. The new shirts look possibly even cooler than the psychedelic ones. Oh well guys, we tried. At least you can finally wear a CONCH shirt to an interview. Guaranteed...


100% Cotton

100% Cotton

This one goes out to all the die-hard Diggit fans who have waited 17 long years with one question on their dribbling lips "When will we see Fearne Cotton back on her feet?" Des is over in sunny Hollywood reaping in the cash, awards and respect. And even Jasper the dog has been spotted schmoozing with some of the greats: Dean Gaffney, Cheggars, Christopher Biggins. And yet the talented Fearne has seen hide nor hair of her much deserved spotlight since the show ended all those years ago.

The time of waiting may be soon be over....


CONCHELLA - 1 year of CONCH with bands, booze and buds

CONCHELLA - 1 year of CONCH with bands, booze and buds

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GENDER ROLES

We hope you enjoyed Friday half as much as we did. No more. No less.

The weather was beautiful, the beer was delightful and the music flowed like boisterous interstellar punk fuelled singalong Kraut-pop madness. A redifusion television, a...