Basic Stitches

We had a good year pedalling out psychedelic threads to all you ingrates out there. Raising hipness to new frightening levels. But if we've had one criticism, it's that you guys are worried about looking too cool. Well now, well now, well now. We've spent the last few months in the lab, slaving over a hot stove cooking up some basic stitches that suit all occasions. But there's one small problem. The new shirts look possibly even cooler than the psychedelic ones. Oh well guys, we tried. At least you can finally wear a CONCH shirt to an interview. Guaranteed employment. 

So check them out. We modelled them on some weird troll we found on the street, to show you that CONCH can be worn by the minging too.


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